While watching the Food Network the other day, I discovered THE best job! It's not owning a bakery or hosting my own cooking show or working as a nutritionist... It's being the Chairman on Iron Chef! All he does is introduce the chefs in a funny accent, do a few back flips, and then does NOTHING for about an hour until the end when he gets to eat awesome food during the judging! He doesn't even have to say anything during that time, just eats! I can do that. And ON TOP OF THAT, he got to be on Dancing with the Stars!!!
So that's my plan... become a D-List actor, which will still allow me to lead a normal life, and then get on Dancing with the Stars! ... now how do I get onto that career track?
That combines so many things you love-- food, eating food, dancing, acrobatics... what if you found out that he also befriends immigrants and helps them get settled into our country?
ReplyDeleteI wonder how he talks in real life, when he's not shouting the name of a secret ingredient.
we heard him talk on "dancing with the stars", and it was weird how normal he sounded.
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