O Cupcake Tree, O Cupcake Tree...

I think I need a cupcake tree... which one should I get?

CrateandBarrel
pros: i like the metal retro look, and very sturdy looking, holds 24.
cons: the structured cups would allow for ONLY cupcakes. and i would have to wait until the weekend to purchase when I would like to use it on Friday (because our closest C&B is in Roseville, which is far).

or...

Martha Stewart
pros: the rounded cups would allow me to showcase fruit or eggs or other non-cupcake items. i can purchase today or tomorrow to use Friday afternoon.
cons: no handle on top for carrying purposes, not sure if I like the white as much, only holds 18.

My Marley Moment

The other day, Cecilia was at work and so I came home after school to find Lucy playing outside. I joined her out in the backyard because I needed to test my sprinklers. So while Lucy's running back and forth the yard, I played with the settings to my automatic sprinklers. The annoying part about testing the sprinklers by yourself is that I to walk back and forth from the backyard to the front to check the status of each sprinkler section. On occasion, Lucy would walk down the dog run with me to see what was going on. I would make sure that the side door stayed closed each time that I came in and out as to keep Lucy in. Unfortunately, the last time that I slammed the door behind me, the metal latch never dropped down to keep the door shut. I didn't find this out until I was on my way out to the front again and saw that the door was opened to the outside world...and so did Lucy, who was right at my side. We both saw the opened door and then, as if she didn't believe what she was seeing, Lucy glanced over at me as I glanced concernedly back at her. I took a calm and cautious step toward the door when Lucy bolts right out of the yard at top speed...and the chase was on.

I took off after my dog in the absolute worse condition as I had yet to change out of my work clothes and I was wearing my $1 Walmart flip-flops. Lucy ran out from yard-to-yard, thinking that we were playing the "you can't catch me" game that I usually played with her indoors. So every time that I got near her, she would make a quick cut away from me and bolt further and further down the street. A few screams of "Lucy!" and "Stop!" later, I had flip-flopped my way down to the park two full blocks away from my house.

Finally, Lucy stops at a big tree at the edge of the park to sniff around. I was breathing a hard sigh of relief because I was glad that there weren't any cars around when Lucy ran across the streets. But as I reached my hand out to grab her collar, Lucy put it into high gear again and she turned the park into her own personal playground. I spent the next few minutes chasing after Lucy as she ran circles around me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I didn't have my tie flapping around me as I struggled moving around in my dress slacks and those crummy flip-flops. There were times where Lucy would run right past me and I'd dive at her, only to come up with a handful of air. I was only put out of my misery when a little dog and his owner came walking down the park and Lucy decided to stop and say, "hi." They distracted her enough for me to finally catch up with her and grab her by the collar. I thanked the dog owner and he joked that I owed his dog a treat. Then I hiked home with my hand firmly gripped on Lucy's collar, wondering how I'm going to explain to Cecilia that Lucy took me on a run today.

when shepherds have a lot of time on their hands...

oh, my goodness! this is ridiculous!
(this will brighten your day--literally!)

Free Cone Day Today!

Reminder: Ben & Jerry's Free Cone Day is today! Alas, our nearest Ben & Jerry's scoop shop is all the way in Davis, which isn't THAT far, but it is when you consider the amount of gas I would be spending on a scoop of ice cream. But to all the rest of you, I hope you get a chance to enjoy!

a lesson in love

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed the other day, and my morning just seemed to follow suit. Allergies were killing me, dirty dishes were in the sink, Lucy kept stealing things, and I dropped Wayne's breakfast down the dishwasher. You know, one of those mornings. So instead of my usual bright-eyed bushy-tailed self, I was snippy and surly with Wayne in the morning. Nothing horrible, nothing you might even be able to specifically call me out on, but there was a definite overall unlovingness and meanness to me that morning.

I did feel badly, though, and so after he left, I wrote Wayne a quick email to apologize for taking out my rough morning on him, and then went to work.

When I returned and opened the door, I was met by this!



Wayne had bought all sorts of fruits (my favorite!), artfully arranged them, and attached little notes to each one that said things like, "If a bad morning brings lemons, let's make lemonade!" "Orange I glad you're home..." "...because you're the apple of my eye!" "Let's make like this mango, and let's tango!"

I was thoroughly touched and humbled at the same time. While Wayne could have confronted me, gotten upset, or returned my snippiness, which is what I might have done, he instead showered me with kindness, love, forgiveness, and grace. Sure teaches me a lesson... what a neat guy, huh? :)

p.s. He also did lots of yardwork while I was gone. Extra brownie points!!!

subbing for Sevens

I picked up a last minute sub assignment today for a science teacher at Samuel Jackman Middle School. And while subbing is SO not my pastime of choice (the exception being subbing for Wayne or even simply at his school, where he's known), I took on this shift to atone for my shopping habit.

So today, I taught six classes of seventh and eighth graders, showed "The Human Machine" twice and "Planets" four times, sent a student out for being disruptive, wrote down the names of seven students, verbally warned many more, and paced the classroom to maintain good behavior enough times that I don't feel so bad for skipping my run this morning.

Perhaps the title of my last post should have been: "designer denim—worth the headache?"

designer denim—worth the price?

Okay, I need to know... Are designer jeans really worth it? Are they really THAT much more comfortable, better fitting, etc? Whether your answer is "yes" or "no", please tell! And which brand of jeans is your favorite?

I may have a super-employee-discounted-yet-heavily-guilt-inducing pair of denim on the line (yes, that prompted my last entry)... Right now, they are inching their way toward my go-back pile.

weak.

I thought it was going to be okay. I told myself that I would exercise self-control, that this time it would be different, that I would be good. People warned me... but I went ahead and did it anyway. And now I'm realizing that I am not as strong as I thought I was.

Yes, I have worked less than a month at Nordstrom and have already fallen prey to the dangers and temptations of... The Employee Discount.

sigh...

Wayne's Fantasy Baseball Draft Recap - Part II

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Spring Break!!! WOOOOO!!! I would have had the second part done before opening day except I had to chaperone 30+ kids to the regional Key Club Convention/Disneyland for the last four days…thus, my spring break was cut in half. Oh well, at least I got to go to Disneyland to play “go-find-the-Disney-character” in Small World. In the same way, that’s what the second half of a deep fantasy draft is like…finding diamonds in the rough…for every five Dave Bush’s and Kevin Kouzmanoff’s, there’s a Nate McClouth or Josh Hamilton to be discovered. The problem is, it’s almost impossible to predict what kind of bling Elijah Dukes really is…gold or a nasty, gaudy, piece of pyrite. So without further ado, the second half of my draft recap…

ROUNDS 14-16
My Picks: Ryan Zimmerman (14-7), Kerry Wood (15-4), Paul Konerko (16-7)
One of my favorite type of players to pick are those who were hyped-up several years ago, but never fully panned out due to either age or injury. So, while the depth of players in the hot corners might mean that the Ryan Zimmerman pick might be a reach, I still liked the “young Scott Rolen” potential. Besides, regardless of the team, it’s worth having a 3-hole bat in any lineup to bolster the runs and RBI numbers. Who I really wanted was Alex Gordon, but I thought I might be able to get him around round 17, before he was snatched from my grasp by BQ. The main line of “reliable” closers were taken, I figure round 15 would be a good spot to get one. I was deciding between Kerry Wood and his possible replacement, Carlos Marmol, who was lights-out in the setup role. But round 15 is no position for wasted picks for setup men who could rack up the holds, so I went with the “safe” alternative in going for Wood, and I hated every moment of it. Round 16 is a pretty good time to find a “Is he washed up, or does he still have something left in him?” Thus, my Big Sexy pick last year that was a complete waste of a pick and roster spot. So this year’s candidate would be either Paul Konerko or Jason Giambi. Considering that Giambi might not play all the time, I went with Konerko, despite Giambi’s OBP advantage. Besides, having Holliday already in the lineup helped to make that decision.

Best Picks: Jason Werth (14-4), Josh Johnson (14-8), and Catchers-Who-May-Not-Catch How about an outfielder with 24 HRs, 20 SBs, and an OBP of .363? That’s the type of number that you’d probably see from a non-regressed Torii Hunter (12-9), a healthy Vernon Wells (12-10), or what you’ve always wanted from Corey Hart (7-6). The numbers above belong to Jason Werth in just 418 ABs! Now imagine what he could put up with another 200 ABs. There is always the chance that he could regress, but we know that he’s a smart runner (44 SB, 5 CS in his career) and has a good BB-rate, so that helps to keep that success…definitely the best tater in the Spuds. Josh Johnson is money when he’s healthy…but doesn’t that define ALL of the young pitching studs that came before him in Florida (Beckett, Burnett, etc…)? If he is healthy, he could be a capable #2 starter. V-Mart (14-9) is a smart pick for round 14, who will put up good RBI numbers and will hit often as either catcher, 1B, or DH. Ryan Doumit puts up good numbers with OF capability if John Russell wants his bat in the lineup. Finally, you have Kung Fu Panda “playing” the hot-corner for lost Gigantes, while relieving Big Benji behind the plate. If he keeps his AVG up, he won’t be too much of an OBP-hole and a huge run producer. I am also intrigued by Scherzer and Carpenter in round 16…but both are pretty big risks and might put up decent numbers before hitting the DL again.

Worst Picks: Mark DeRosa (14-1), Carlos Marmol (15-6), Johnny Cueto (16-3) Mark DeRosa is Kelly Johnson is Jed Lowrie is Mark Ellis. If all are allowed to start all season, you’ll get a two-bagger who will hit around 15-HR, steal a few bases, score a good number of runs, and drive in a few. Looking at his career line, I really believe that it was a career year and it probably won’t happen again…just a guess, but I think there’s a good chance it might happen. He’s a solid fantasy contributor, but was a position-based reach for a low-ceiling player. Lady Marmolade, good from afar, but far from good. Actually, she’s great if she’s the closer, but unfortunately, she’s not. She still could be down the line, but it’s hard to justify spending your round 15 pick on a closer who will eat up a roster spot for a good portion of the season and not give you any saves. A gutsy pick, but no glory coming here. I'm not sold on Johnny Cueto...one of those pitchers that can be outstanding one outing and then, in the other, completely destroy your pitching week. At this point, there are more reliable pitchers out there (i.e., Carpenter, Young, Jimenez, Jurrjens, Rodriguez, etc...) To make it worse, it's not even a Great American ballpark factor because he's worse at home than on the road. Heck, I think I'd rather have Bronson Arroyo over Cueto.
2008 Gold: Josh Hamilton (14-8…eat your heart out, everyone else), AL MVP Dustin Pedroia (15-4), Ted Lilly (15-6), Carlos Delgado (15-7), Johnny Damon (16-1), Kevin Youkilis (16-10)

2008 Pyrite: Jeremy Bonderman (14-3), Dustin McGowan (15-5), Kelvim Escobar (16-7), Richie “I’m too sexy to hit a ball” Sexson (16-8)

2008 Pyrite: Edgar Renteria (17-6), Ryan Garko (17-7), Aaron Rowand (18-3), Dontrelle Willis (19-6),

ROUNDS 20-22
Maybe it’s just me, but looking at the last two years, it seems like rounds 20-22 seem to be the worst rounds of the draft. It’s a combination of people needing to fill-in roster positions, last minute grabs for closers and grabbing prospects who inevitably would be cut the week after he was drafted.

My Picks: Nick Swisher (20-7), Joel Hanrahan (21-4), Andy Pettitte (22-7)
Joe Girardi, you’re a fool. How do you put a guy who has 30 HR, .350 OBP-potential with good defense on the bench? For Xavier Nady?! Sigh…I figured round 20 might be a good time to take a risk on an OF with pop and high-OBP, but perhaps it was a little bit too early. At this point, I needed to start off the season with a second closer and I would have selected Matt Lindstrom, if he didn’t get hurt in the WBC. Brandon Lyon was next on my draft list, but then I remembered, “oh wait, it’s still Brandon Lyon”…so I thought better of it. I am Lyon, hear me blow a save! So…Joel, Joel, he’s my man, if he can’t save it, no one can…Joooooooooel Hanrahan!!! Then in round 22, I spent an hour looking up J.D. Drew’s stats using the wifi at Sac. Int’l Airport only to find out a few minutes before the flight to Phoenix that Bo had already swapped him up. Then I spent the hour and a half flight figuring out how many “t’s” are in Pettitte. Round 2+2 = 4 … and it was so.
Best Picks: Brian Wilson (20-3), Chad Qualls, (21-10), Jair Jurrjens (22-2) A few years ago, the phrase “spending the offseason working out with Barry Zito” might sound like a good thing…but today, we’re not sure…in fact, maybe Wilson’s fantasy value actually declined when we found out he was hanging out at Barry’s pad, playin’ guitar and eating pre-packaged chicken. Still, with the Giant’s excellent starting staff, a good team of setup men, and its anemic offense, there will be tons of opportunities to get a lot of saves. There are going to be some dominant outings and some real ugly ones, but BW will get BC a bundle of saves and a few vulture wins. Boy, it’s slim pickin’s in these three rounds. Chad Qualls has proven to be an excellent setup man in the last few years, but hasn’t made it as a closer. Many are predicting that this is the year that he settles into being a reliable closer…and his K-rate and WHIP seem to indicate that it’s a strong possibility. Jair Jurrjens sounds more like some sort of foreign bathroom product. “I wash my face with Jair Jurrjens, everyday for a silky, clean feel without feeling dry and flaky!” In reality, he’ll provide a lot of clean frames and statistically, was one of the best pitchers in the league during the first half of last year before he tired out and put out a mediocre second frame. This may be the year that he breaks out...wait…that’s not good if he’s…never mind…alright, moving on…
Worst Picks: Nick Swisher (20-7), Joey Devine (21-9), Kevin Kouzmanoff (22-5)
Swisher’s a great pick if he’s starting. He’s an awful pick if he’s playing Mr.Off-Day for the likes of JohnnyD, MarkyMarkTex, and the X. He could still be worthwhile if he gets traded, but otherwise, his value decreases as he doesn’t start AND wastes a precious bench spot on my roster. That’s the problem with these possible potential players…they have high potential that might never come to be…but you hold a bench spot for them and cold possibility miss out on waiver wire gold like Carlos Quentin because you want to hold on to that spot. Sigh. (Did you know? fact of the day: When I pee in a urinal, sometimes I remember Nick Swisher). Joey’s numbers were quite divine last year, putting up a remarkable 0.59 ERA and 0.83 WHIP in the setup role for the A’s last year. However, along the way, he picked up Chavezihardenitis, a disease whose symptoms include an oozing, tantalizing stat line that is powered by MRI’s. Truthfully, because closers don’t pitch enough innings each week, the only stat that really matters for them is saves…and you can’t get them if you’re always sidelined with injuries. At least Tony stole Kevin Gregg in round 25 to make up this pick. And lastly, if I asked you which third-baseman had the line of 71 R, 23 HR, 84 RBI, and an utterly-despicable .299 OBP, who am I referring to? I would automatically say PEDRO FELIZ! Yes, the one and only, Pete Happy…whose sitting happily on the waiver wire. But no, those stats belong to the Crushin’ Russian, Kevin Kouzmanoff (who’s not Russian, btw…). If I had the choice between the two, I’d VOTE FOR PEDRO…at least he plays in a bandbox surrounded by good hitters.
2008 Gold: Joakim Soria (20-1), Matt Garza (20-2), Randy Johnson (20-10), Stephen Drew (21-3), Jason Giambi (22-4), Geovany Soto (22-5…who I wanted and was so flustered that I took Barry Zito with my next pick…booo!!!), Kerry Wood (22-7)

2008 Pyrite: Ian Kennedy (20-9), Michael Cuddyer (21-8), Bronson Arroyo (21-9), Bill Hall (22-3), Jason Varitek (22-6), Barry Zito (22-8)…one thing to note: I’m not counting failed closers since it’s a crapshoot anyways

ROUNDS 23-25
My Picks: Jeremy Hermida (23-4), Todd Helton (24-7), Andy Sonnanstine (25-4)
These rounds sum up my drafting style in a nutshell—a post-hype youngster, a possibly washed-up vet, and a boring, reliable pitcher. Jeremy Hermida was a formerly-hyped five tool prospect who really never showed any of the five all that well in the last few years. Keep in mind that he’s only 25 years old and has shown some flashes of breaking out…so he’s worth a flyer in round 23. If this pick doesn’t make any sense, it was because I was drinking during the pick. Helton’s rationale is found below and in looking for a decent starter to round out my rotation, I selected Andy Sonnanstine who won’t get strikeouts, but won’t walk a ton to get into trouble…which is necessary to navigate the mine-filled waters of the AL East.
Best Picks: Shin-Soo Choo (23-6), Paul Maholm (23-10), Todd Helton (24-7)
I’ll declare it now…this year’s Nate McClouth will be Shin-Soo Choo. I picked McLouth last year based upon a strong performance in about a half-year’s worth of AB’s. He had good speed, some pop and good plate discipline. It’d be the same case with Shin-Soo Choo, except with more HR’s (I’m predicting 25), but less speed. Besides, he’s got the Choolest name in the majors…so hop aboard the Soo-Choo train! A pitching line of 206.1 IP, 139 K’s, 3.71 ERA, and 1.28 WHIP should probably have been picked around 7-8 rounds ago. Unfortunately for Paul Maholm, he makes his home in PNC Park with the Pitifulburgh Pirates where he and his teammates will make history by turning in the 17^th consecutive losing seasons. But at least the Pirates’ misfortune is Bo’s fortune to be found with the 230^th pick. Finally, the first time where I felt I had the best pick of the round was found in Todd Helton. At worst, he’s going to put up Conor Jackson numbers, but if his back is okay and his power returns, then I could have myself an immense bargain on my hands. Either way, he’s going to get on base, hit in the 3-hole, and play in Colorado. Special mention to the anti-Pacman (another high-potential, 15-15 pick) and Wandy Rodriguez, who’s getting better with each year.
Worst Picks: Carlos Guillen (23-1), Gary Sheffield (24-9), Kelvim Escobar (25-3) There was a time when Carlos Guillen could play SS, hit homeruns, get on-base, and then steal a few…now with age and a few testy hamstrings, his fantasy potential is down to getting on-base and staying in the lineup around Miguel Cabrera and Curtis Granderson. He’ll be one of those guys that you’ll want to stash on your bench, but NEVER play unless someone gets hurt. No one was more frustrating to own than Gary Sheffield (using my round 7, no less! It’s picks like that that would cost anyone the fantasy crown…choosing Sheffield before the likes of Carlos Pena, Tim Lincecum, and Adrian Gonzalez) last year. He wasn’t playing full time and when he was he wasn’t hitting anything. And supposedly, he was healthy all last year…with all signs leading to the fact that he was indeed DONE. Maybe he can still be a useful part-time player somewhere, but he’s no longer a factor in fantasy other than in our memories. And speaking of memories, I think everyone and their moms have forgotten about Kelvim Escobar…except for Matt. We all think that Matt has a man-crush on Jeter…now Longoria…but I think he man that he’s had his eye on all along is Kelvim Escobar. Do you realize that Matt has drafted him 3 out of the last 4 years?! Too bad Kelvim’s only played in 3 of the last 4 years…and this year’s prognosis isn’t looking any better. If he does play, it’s hard to tell whether or not he’s going to be a fantasy contributor at all.

2008 Gold: Scott Baker (23-1), Brian Wilson (23-3), Hiroki Kuroda (23-6), John Lester (23-7), Joey Votto (23-10), Justin Duchscherer (24-7), Milton Bradley (24-10), Kevin Slowey (25-6)

2008 Pyrite: Boof Bonser (23-9), Khalil Greene (24-5), Brian Bannister (25-1), Andrew Miller (25-9)

ROUNDS 26-28
Wow! Check out the GOLD that was to be had in the last three rounds of last year’s draft! While there’s a mess of pretenders being drafted in the end of the draft,

My Picks: Ryan Spilborghs (26-7), Chris Ray (27-4), Nick Johnson (28-4)
Ryan Spilborghs is officially my Nate McLouth candidate this year. He’s a guy with a little pop, a little speed, good on-base and, the best part of all, is that he’s sitting at-top the Rockies lineup. I admit, I punt steals and each year, so I don’t have enough table-setters on my team, Spilborghs will probably be an active part in my lineup. George Sherrill won’t be the closer for the Orioles for much longer and, if given the role again, Chris Ray will probably be one of the better closers in the league. Finally, I was reminded of my Mr. Irrelevant in a local commercial for a private gym/personal trainer where he was frantically doing the bench press. I remember chuckling as I watched this, imagining Nick Johnson clutching his aching back. Well, I’m not laughing any more…more health for the Sacramento-native.

Best Picks: Ian Stewart (26-5), Brad Ziegler (27-8), Jorge Posada (28-10) Ian Stewart is probably in his last year of 2B-eligibility. If he gets to play fulltime, Stewart could supply a high average (and decent on-base) with the potential of 20+ HRs—a solid selection in the late rounds. Submariner Brad will most-likely be the one to sink other teams in the 9^th for the A’s and will put up good numbers while he does it. We haven’t had a relevant-Mr. Irrelevant in a long time, but I think Mike got himself a good one with Posada. Hip-Hip-Jorge! probably won’t play as much as he used to, but when he does, he’s going to be a solid contributor with good RBI and OBP lines.

Worst Picks: Ian Snell (27-1), Dave Bush (27-3), Jeremy Bonderman (28-9) For full disclosure, I was very close to selecting Bonderman several rounds earlier, but I refrained…and oh was I glad I did. The three pitchers above aren’t necessarily bad pitchers, but they’re awful picks. All three have the same effect on fantasy owners. As they are sitting on the bench or are at the top of the waiver wire heap, Snell, Bush, and/or Bonderman would have an ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS outing where they go 7 IP, 4 H, 0 BB, 1 ER, and 10 K’s…and you’ll go, “WOW! I must pickup/start him next week!” Then when you do, they reward you with an ENTIRELY PREDICTABLE line of 1.2 IP, 8H, 4BB, 9ER, 2K performance as your reward for falling into the trap. Have fun falling into the trap, boys!

2008 Gold: Edinson Volquez (26-1), Justin Upton (26-5), Nate McLouth (27-3), Ervin Santana (28-4…wow…I thought I had the last pick of significance in 2008, but as it turns out, the Santana pick was probably the BEST value of the draft…it’s drafting like THIS that wins you championships…or well, almost…), and Andre Ethier (28-9…well done, Jeff!)

2008 Pyrite: At this point, EVERYONE ELSE, though honorable mention to Mark Prior (26-6…could barely get on the field), Barry Bonds (27-5…couldn’t get back on the field, though not by choice), and good ol’ Eugenio Velez (28-2, though I suspect that he was only drafted so that the “E-U-GE-NIO!” chant/song could be sung)

But wait...it's not over yet! Keep in store for the last portion of Wayne's Draft Recap with his predictions for this upcoming year, so stay tuned!

Happy Birthday, Indee!

Indee is 12 today!

I don't know if it's because I'm around a puppy all the time now, but Indee seems to have gotten REALLY old lately. She sleeps most of the day, and my mom told me that on their last hike to Mission Peak, Indee's favorite place, she couldn't even get up afterwards for the rest of the night!

She's still sweet as ever, though. Here's one of my favorite pictures of her, taken during the ceremony at our wedding.

potty time with elmo

this is so cute!




my posts are so different from wayne's, aren't they?

and now back to our regular scheduled program...

... Lucy!

Much has been going on at the Orange Door Inn, including Lucy's graduation from PetSmart Puppy School! Here we are with Angela, our trainer. Congratulations, Lucy! Now it's on to "high school", aka intermediate class.

Wayne's Fantasy Baseball Draft Recap - Part I

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Hey everyone! I know you're used to Cecilia's posts about clothing, Lucy, and food. But last I checked, this was my blog, too! I started it. So here's a post that's a little bit different. You see, I have played fantasy baseball with a few Harvesters since our college days, with the core group being Michael Ong, Matt Teng, ET, Vince Wong, Brian Quan, Brian Chiu, Boaz Chan (the commish) and myself. Others have since come and gone, but we've stuck together through most of this decade. I've won the league once...and I plan on winning again...with the plan below. So without further ado, here's my FANTASY BASEBALL DRAFT SUMMARY, PART I.

If you're really curious, our full draft table can be found HERE and our position summary is on a spreadsheet HERE.

DRAFT STRATEGY
My draft this year was the same as last year: focus on OBP, HRs, and lineup position and make sure I have strong starting pitching. The only caveat was that I was aiming to play with different guys than the years before. So will I be the reconstructed Oakland A's of 2006 or 2008? Will I be Billy Beane or Dave Littlefield? Only time, tons of games and a few pieces of waiver wire trash will tell. Until then, here's Wayne's draft recap (note: I'm using the Yahoo draft results
KEEPER ROUNDS (1-3)
Wayne's picks: Alex Rodriguez, Josh Hamilton, Roy Halladay
Good bye, Big Papi, good bye. I will always treasure the day I picked you over Adrian Beltre and was thus eventually rewarded with a championship. A-Rod, despite the roids, hip injury, pictures of him kissing himself (see right), Madonna, his divorse, the NY media, not being a "True Yankee", being out until May, was an obvious keeper. I'm not 100% sold on Josh Hamilton, especially with his low walk rate and is an injury risk, but he's younger than Big Papi and plays the field. I also like to keep a starter and my best pitcher was the perennially underrated Doc Halladay (as long as there's no freak accidents).
Best Group of Keepers (tie): Jeff (Cabrera, Utley, Santana) and BQ (Lincecum, Ramirez, Wright)
Both trios contain Cy Young-caliber elite pitchers and big bats at critical positions--all at the height of their careers. Pretty scary considering two guys have six of the fifteen top picks. Everyone else is at a relative disadvantage, especially...
Would You Keep These Guys...cause I wouldn't?: (from reasonable to worst)
Not that some of you guys had a choice, but I'm basing it on whether or not these guys are

top-30 guys...
3. B.J. Upton (Pastorman): Where's the power? I know the potential is there, but it's a HUGE risk to keep him. I would have kept someone else and waited to draft him in round 4...when he'll probably still be around (at least I wouldn't draft him over guys like Holliday, Ortiz, Manny, etc...)
2. C. Granderson (BChiu): Potential 20-20 guy who only stole 12 bases last year in a non-critical position...might be comparable to a guy like Nate McClouth (who BChiu got with pick #58)
1. Ichiro (Tony): A slightly better Jacoby Ellsbury (rd.7) at this point with all-around declining stats...maybe he's a top-30 player if he was pitching...

ROUNDS 4&5
My Picks: Matt Holliday (4-7) and Adrian Gonzalez (5-4):
Two underrated players based on the teams that they play on. Holliday was a tough choice because much of his stats were based on playing at Coors and the transition to the Colisseum would further decimate his power stats. Perhaps it would, but his peripherals (AVG, OBP, steals) were still pretty good. With Holliday's all-around stats and position status, he seemed more valuable than Big Papi (*sniff*). I wasn't a believer in Adrian Gonzalez last year...but I am now. Petco or no Petco, he's a monster
Best Picks: Manny Ramirez (4-6)
I wouldn't draft this guy (stinkin' Dodgers), but in the end, it's still friggin' Manny Ramirez. When motivated, he's probably the best hitter in the league. There aren't any other hitters not named Barry Bonds who can get on base 50% of the time and put up 40 jacks. Now that Juan Pierre is stashed on the bench and guys like Ethier, Furcal, and Kemp are around him, he'll probably put up keeper numbers and is a much better option than Soriano and Quentin, who were taken before him. So here's a catch-a-flyball-HIGH-FIVE to Vince for the Manny selection.
Worst Picks: Carl Crawford (5-6)104R-18HR-81RBI-59SB-355OBP. Now that line would be worth the pick at this position...too bad that's picking and choosing his best career lines. Last year's line looked more like his pitiful first year, except with half the SB's. Maybe the speed comes back, but at best, he's a 15-HR, OBP-hole that would be a 5th round bust. I could pick on my late-round steal last year in Nate McClouth or Yoooooooooouk's career year, but Crawford fits the bill here.

ROUNDS 6&7

My picks: James Shields (6-7) and Dan Uggla (7-4)
I'd have to admit, I wanted Josh Beckett to fall back to me in Round 6...but Vince snapped him up right before me. So in looking for a #2 starter, I was deciding between Shields or King Felix. I loved Hernandez's monster potential, but my pitching strategy has always been more of a "slow-and-steady" wins the race type of mentality. So I went with the safe option of going with Shields. If I told you there was a player who put up a 97R-32HR-92RBI-5SB-.360OBP line at second base available in round 7, wouldn't you draft him? I would. What if I told you Dan Uggla was available in round 7, would you draft him? Probably not. But those are his numbers. It's ugly…no wait it’s Uggla. Okay...I admit it. I drafted him for being so consistent
Best Picks: Josh Beckett (6-6) and Carlos Delgado (7-8)

As stated, I wanted Beckett in round 6…mostly because he was quite unlucky in ’08 and can be a #1 starter, if fully healthy. I also liked the Oswalt pick in round 6 by the Commish (honestly, everyone and their moms know about me and my man-crush on Roy Oswalt…but haven’t Bo had him for more years that I have?) I admit…I thought Carlos Delgado was done last year. As it turns out, he was one of the biggest steals of the draft last year…the man can still put up a massive line in a good lineup. Look at Delgado’s numbers, track record, and lineup and compare him with, say, Carlos Pena (5-10), Ryan Ludwick (6-4) or Mags (7-2) and you’ll see that BChiu got his money’s worth.

Worst Picks: Derrek Lee (6-5) and Rafael Furcal (7-7)

I’m not picking on my brother, but unlike the Delgado revival, Derrek Lee’s career is probably going south from here on out. He’s not going come anywhere near that 46-15 season he had in 2005 and with injuries, his numbers have come down to a solid 20 HR-.360 OBP line. This is respectable, but not a worthy 6^th round pick. He’s better off going with someone who has a higher ceiling at this point like Joey Votto (oh wait, he did…in ROUND 9!) It’s a weak draft for SS, but I’m no fan of Furcal. Despite the optimism of that great first month last year, I don’t think he’ll repeat it. I think Furcal has declining power and speed and his ailing back will probably keep him out of the lineup for half of the year. I didn’t ever want to hear myself say this, but I think I’d rather have Jhonny the Jhoney.

ROUNDS 8&9

My picks: Stephen Drew (8-7) and Zach Greinke (9-4)

OMG! Jermaine Dye was taken as a top-100 pick! Nooooo!!! Where’s Ben Sheets?! You mean he’s out until August?! What am I going to do?! I guess make a few uninspiring selections. But finally, there’s some regularity for me in two solid contributors to my team last year. Stephen Drew was sort of a reach for me, but again, it’s a pretty weak draft for shortstops and I believed that he was the best left on the board with the highest ceiling…and unlike his older brother, Stephen doesn’t live on the DL. Greinke, when his head is on straight, is an excellent pitcher who exceeded my expectations last year and has excellent potential. In retrospect, Carlos Zambrano or John Lester might have actually been better picks in this slot, but hey, I was bedridden with the flu during these rounds…

Best Picks: Javier Vazquez (8-5) and Yovani Gallardo (9-1)

Vazquez and Gallardo both make excellent #2 starters on any fantasy rotation. Vazquez has put up good WHIP and K numbers for years, despite pitching in hitter-friendly ballparks for years. Now that he finds himself back in the NL, he might put up career-best lines. If healthy, Gallardo is a fantasy ace in the making and could be one of the game’s top-15 pitchers. I guess the same could be said about Kazmir (8-10)…hopes of a repeat by Pastorman may rest in the health of young Gallardo and Kazmir.

Worst Picks: Jermaine Dye (8-3) and Hunter Pence (9-3)

I HEART Jermaine Dye. I really do. But I don’t HEART him enough to draft him as one of the top-100, especially as he gets older and more injury-prone. His power numbers will probably be there, but if the average isn’t then he’s barely cracking .300 OBP. I’d say his numbers will be closer to his 2007 numbers than his 2008. *Sniff* Maybe I’m only saying this because I’m jealous that I can’t scream, “Jermaine DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!” every time he hits a home run. There’s this rumor going around that everyone seems to believe that Hunter Pence is a power-steals threat and he showed that really well in the minors. Well, decent power numbers seem to be there (25 HRs), but is he really a speedster? 11 steals in his rookie campaign seems to indicate that, but 11 steals last year does not. In fact, he got caught 10 times as well. If I were Cecil Cooper, I wouldn’t give Pence the green light. And pair that with his low OBP, I’d much rather have old, reliable Torii Hunter (12-9), who’ll put up comparable power and OBP numbers, but can be relied upon to steal 15 bases.

ROUNDS 10&11

My picks: Matt Cain (10-7) and Geovany Soto (11-4)
Break out! Matt Cain will break out this season and the Giant’s will have the best one-two punch in the bigs. I’m calling it now. I believe it! I believe it! I BELIEVE IT!!! Okay…I think Matt Cain will bring some good numbers and I’m hoping that his luck will change and that the Giants will score some runs (knock on wood) and get some wins. I think I once selected Jason Kendall in the 11^th round…and probably would have placed that pick in the “Worst Picks (Ever)” section. At least Geovany Soto has a little pop…hopefully there’s no sophomore slump in-store for me.

Best Picks: Joe Nathan (11-10) and Raul Ibanez (11-3)

This is the round where everyone starts to take some high risk-high reward players. Will Rich Harden reach 100 IP? Will Randy Johnson give sdiddy 25 starts for reaching for him, or will the Unit pay for glaring at me in Scottsdale (it was kind of freaky)? Joe Mauer is money when he plays, but will he get 600 PA’s? Is Ryan Dempster really not a dumptruck? Is Ricky Nolasco the real (sub 1.00 WHIP?! Are you kidding me?!) deal? Do Carlos Zambrano’s home runs count for BQ’s offensive stats? Goodness, this was a difficult round to decide because so many players could be awesome bargains or tremendous busts because they are either injury-proned or only have a short history of success. I don’t think it’s quite time for all-or-nothing picks just yet. Despite Bo’s pronouncement, I thought he had the best acquisition for this round. While it’s arguable WHEN to select closers, I think it’s quite a bargain to get a top-flight closer with pick #111. It’s sexy to pick a Lester, Harden, or Upton. One of the perennially underrated players in the last eight years is Raul Ibanez. You know you’ll get 20 HR, 100 RBIs, and a .350 OBP…except that he’s accomplished this in two sub-par lineups. Imagine what he could do in the bandbox in Philly with Utley, Rollins, and Howard. Personally, I still haven’t been able to pull the trigger on Ibanez, but in fantasy, it’s good to know what you’re getting. Honorary mention: Papelbon (good spot to start the closer run…which is getting later and later each year) and Mauer (despite injury-risk, is still good for 500+ AB’s, 80 R, 80 RBI, and .400 OBP, which is awesome for a catcher…good thing the AL has the DH).

Worst Picks: Rich Harden (10-6) and Garrett Atkins (11-8)

You realized that last year, at the age of 44, Randy Johnson started a whopping 30 games?! Do you realize that Rich Harden has started only 29 games in the last three years?! You know you’re getting some amazing numbers when Harden takes the rubber, but when will he? Will he hit the DL when the playoffs begin? Will he be at the shelved in the midst of Vince’s push for a bye? To give you a better idea, Jonathan Papelbon pitched 69 innings last year to Harden’s 71 with comparable numbers…except that Papelbon gets you saves. Garrett Atkins is the poster-child for the Coors Field advantage. His away splits last year were .233-.278-.383. An unfair, but fun comparison is with Neifi Perez’s 2005 line: .274-.298-.383. Atkins is a fantasy platoon waiting to happen at this point.

ROUNDS 12&13

My Picks: Erik Bedard (12-7) and Rickie Weeks (13-4)

Definitely a bust if you ever thought he was going to be a top-5 pitcher…which I never thought he was. But I do think that he’s worth a flyer with the 127^th pick, 31^st starting pitcher of the draft. I was really, really tempted to go the safe route and pick Ted Lilly (who I really like)…but I was hoping that Brian would draft him again and then drop him for Armando Galarraga and then I’d use my waiver priority to pick him up…but he ruined my plans by drafting Scott Baker instead. Will Rickie Weeks realize his potential? Probably not, but he’s good for 15 HR, 20 SBs, and .350 OBP in the worst case scenario.

Best Picks: Aaron Harang (12-5) and Brad Radke (13-8/9)

ROAR!!! I wanted the Harangatang!!! He is Harangatang, hear him ROAR his way back to top fantasy form! He gave up a lot of long balls and his opponent BA was pretty high. I expect both of those numbers to drop and for his stats to look more like his 2005 season, which would be similar to what Matt Cain would give me this year—good all-around stats, with K-potential, but not very many wins…a good selection with #125. For starting pitching, good things happen when you don’t walk anyone. The combo of Scott Baker and Kevin Slowey will do just that. Both aren’t big names, but if you have young pitchers with control, you have solid fantasy contributors.

Worst Picks: Chone Figgins (12-4) and Vernon Wells (12-10)

I don’t have anything against CHONAY, except that he’s the most overrated player in fantasy baseball history. He’s got no pop and declining speed. At this point, he’s Ryan Theriot, but without a cool, correctly-spelled name. Not that we count slugging percentage in our league but out of those who qualify, Chone only managed to out-slug Gregor Blanco (.309), Michael Bourn (.300) and Willy Taveras (.296 w/ Coors as his home field…wow…) At least Bourn had 41 steals and Taveras had 68 to make up for that feeble production. The only thing Chone has stolen is Jeff’s 12^th round pick. Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first! Vernon Wells is DONE as a fantasy contributor. From lame hammy (say farewell to those 20 SBs that he promised) to broken wrist (say hello to declining power), Vernon Wells will be a contractual nightmare for Riccardi and a rotting bench spot for Pastorman, who will wrestle all year long to decide whether to keep Wells withering away, riding the pine, or dropping him for someone with some potential.

Tune in at the end of the week (maybe…I’m out of town for the weekend) for Part II of Wayne’s draft recap!